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Post by chuwawa on May 18, 2006 21:23:27 GMT -5
*slides round the corner* Aiii!! Tight curve!
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Post by shikagemaru on May 18, 2006 21:59:43 GMT -5
*gets crashed into, the camera slowly pans down to the victims then upwards to reveal an oddly clothed shini* .....*snaps fingers* dun-dun-dun, dah-dun-dun-dun-dun *inflates*
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Post by H-Chan on May 20, 2006 3:10:20 GMT -5
O____o
*watches all this from perched atop the refrigerator*
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Post by shikagemaru on May 20, 2006 22:17:26 GMT -5
*Throws on an amish beard and hat with rabi curls and a jedi rat-tail in back, dons a one of a kind glow in the dark autographed snorkle, with a wonder hampster atop his shoulder, a box of gumpish chocolates in his hand, a luger toting santaclaus plushie in his stretched out leather jacket pocket, a surgeon's mask across his face, several others who look exactly like him pop out of nowhere and whip out over a half dozen semi-automatic handguns begin to sing a nirvana song about bedrock that no one can understand ( partially due to the marbles in his mouth as well as the white stuff in the middle of oreos ) but a gang of polkamon release themselves from their polkaballs to translate, and as it turns out, he's got a james brown style hernia and as a result can only speak in anagram french. suddenly the dissembodied head of colonol sanders flies out of a vortex screaming "EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!" giving up on the song he decides to make a brady bunch themed deli sandwich like the type ron popeil made on jeopardy crafted with balogna and rocky road and tells a tale about an old friend of his. "suddenly Ricky Ricardo bursts out of an iron lung Like a twister, shouting, "HERE'S JOHNNY!" wearing a suede jacket with a velvet elvis in his left hand, and the remains of a guy named larry in a trash bag in his right. Larry must have lived a dog-eat dog world, so i guess he's mellow now that he's dead, his horoscope must not have been very well, so ricky rides the bus because someone's dragging his car around and his check's in the mail so even though he's just gotta boogie because it's george of the jungle's birthday, and he bought a new condo from midnight star on the nature trail to hell, man that boy could dance on 45. ricky would have gotten george the biggest ball of twine in spatula city minnesota but lucy drives like crazy so they had to buy spam with their money for nothing. George isn't quite right so he simply said "ghandi II! let me be your hog! you sing the generic blues on the isle thing, UHF?" Afraid for our lives because of the germs, both myself and ricky use our Polka Power and summon our pentium processors ( got them from jerry springer when we all went to visit eddie vedder for christmas at ground zerolast year in albuquerque ) this allowed us to sing a complicated angry song about eBay couch potatoes. Defeated, George shouted "why does this always happen to me!?" and leaped aboard a garbage truck ( as it was trash day ) and went to party with the lepers that sadly for george, did not want to be his lovr. Realizing my mistake I screamed "DON'T WEAR THOSE SHOES TO THE POLKA PARTY! the toothless people are addicted to spuds!" it looks like it's going to be one of those days, but it's good enough for now. So instead, Ricky and I went to meet airline amy for a taco grande, upon seeing us she shouted "YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!", after the day I was having I said "I can't watch this" and polkad her eyes out. As Ricky started to lecture me, starting- "When I was Your Age, in the good old days, my cousin melanie and i were stuck in a closet with vanna white discussing alimony- you know she never told me she was a mime, while eating lasagna, I told her 'You Make Me-" but I interrupted, saying "I was only Kidding" satisfied, we decided to watch some cable tv about some slime creatures from outer space battling the radioactive hampsters from outer space because we dared to be stupid, believing girls just wanna have lunch. reclining in front of his friend frank's 2000 inch tv ( frank is young, dumb and ugly so he's pretty easy to trick. We told him a jurassic park traffic jam was livin' in the fridge, and the characters ( from the movie ) were talking soup with the waffle king in there ( the fridge that is ) so in order to fix the problem he'd have to figure out a truck driving song in just six words) , we sigh "this is the life" when Yoda pops out of my couch cushion, demanding a new duck or he'd give us a cavity search. I requested just one more minute. fleeing to our friends at the offices of syndicated inc. we made a phony call, callin' in sick. of course, our alternative ( polka ) of saying "I'm So Sick of you" would have resulted in an achy breaky song. Instead, we tried to decide between a plumbing song and an achy breaky song...well, i guess what I'm really trying to say here is I HATE SAUERCROUT!! "
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loki
Unusual
God of Mischeif...and sprites.
Posts: 72
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Post by loki on May 20, 2006 22:33:21 GMT -5
OMFG!!!! To tell you how long that took him, I watched an hour of the Man Show, and Inuyasha. One million points to who guesses the theme of this...post.
BTW, Hi. I'm Loki. I live under shi's bed...okay, I sleep on a giant pillow next to it, but that's besides the point.
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Post by Kaori-chan on May 21, 2006 15:45:14 GMT -5
Hiya Loki! Welcome to the boards! I'm K-chan; it's nice to meetcha! If you like, you should head on over to the intro boards and introduce yourself. I hope to see ya around! ^__^
And Shini.... uh..... wow. *actually read all that*
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Post by H-Chan on May 21, 2006 21:41:05 GMT -5
I can't BELIEVE I read all that.
I'm guessing it's all stuff taken from Weird Al songs?
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Post by Kaori-chan on May 22, 2006 2:19:58 GMT -5
Sounds like stuff that'd be from Weird Al....
It's all about the Pentiums!
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Post by shikagemaru on May 22, 2006 23:07:45 GMT -5
I could have sworn I posted...yeah, I took that from every single Weird Al Song. the only ones not in there are the unreleased tracks. EVERY OTHER SONG is in there. took me over an hour.
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Post by chuwawa on May 23, 2006 13:01:06 GMT -5
and STILL NO WEASELS ON YOUR FACE. How you managed that, I dunno...
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Post by shikagemaru on May 23, 2006 14:38:38 GMT -5
They fear me.
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Post by Kaori-chan on May 23, 2006 23:54:26 GMT -5
XD Amazing, SHini! *claps*
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Post by H-Chan on May 25, 2006 23:03:53 GMT -5
Yes, yes. Quite impressive, wot wot. lol. Shini has achieved his life-long dream.... that's right, he got a part time job at the SIZZLER!!!
Hehe.
That's all I got.
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Post by shikagemaru on May 27, 2006 1:05:50 GMT -5
XD you're all trying to copy me. I THINK I'M A CLONE NOW!!
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Post by H-Chan on May 31, 2006 21:54:17 GMT -5
Not trying to copy. XD Just carrying on the Weird Al quotage. I need to start listening to Albuquerque again ... I used to be able to sing it word-for-word. Now... I paraphrase.
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